AYLI

I bought some camouflage pants and now I can't find them.

Anyway, some favorite lines from AYLI:

Pardon me, I pray you; I thought that all things had been savage here and therefore put I on the countenance of stern commandment.

'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair, your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream that can entame my spirits to your worship. You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her, like foggy south, puffing with wind and rain? You are a thousand times a properer man than she a woman.